"Take me into the water! I’m going to chase some crabs out for you guys."
Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
one of u rats: *asks me for something*
me: *checks my hand written list of the people who reblogged my selfie* *doesn’t see you on it*
Steal His Look: Justin Bieber
Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79
Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15
Temporary Tattoos - $5